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I don't know what the title says, but, as she is looking at a credit card, you can see that our Sporks are quite expensive. They are quality sporks, developed through painstaking research, IRC chatting, Monty Python movie watching, and living in rooms with padded walls. In any case, the sporks are high quality, and therefore will cost quite an amount. You will want to have your credit card ready when you call... and your soul... we will be needing that too.

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And as you can see from the picture, the sporks are thoroughly tested before being released on unsuspecting citizens.

Each spork is put through a testing process that makes sure you can foon, sporkopault, and otherwise enjoy your Spork.

It's so good, we don't even offer a warranty...