Funding

This site is would not be possible without Woodmans Food Market, and it's many ladders that are named and help me stock things on shelves, the forktrucks that help me pull down products, and the jacks that help me haul out food to the shelves. Therefore I would like to thank all of the forktrucks, jacks, and ladders that make this website possible:

It is sad, but, yes, this section of the site is actually accurate. These things are actually named, and have the names written on them with marker. There are probably some that I missed, but I would like to give a special thanks to Pierre the talking rabbit. He is the grocery department mascot, and recently had his voicebox removed with a boxcutter by an unknown person, thereby resulting in stuffed animal fluff all over the place... whoever commited this atrocity must be brought to justice, and listen to Pierre's english accent for hours on end.

Forktrucks:

Pantera

Green Day

Jacks:

Wolfman Jack

Jack-E-Chan

Dan Jacka

Jack Daniels

Ladders:

Sir-steps-a-lot

Hank

Frank

Ol Bessie

Peabody

and of course, Gimpy, the five-wheeled six-wheeler.