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Who can you go to when the Way of the Spork is not yet known to you?

Notice the person in this picture, he is about ready to hurl himself off of the bridge. He has just lost his spork. He tried to foon the spork, but alas, he does not posess m4d 5k1llz. Therefore, his spork was shattered due to his inpersice fooning practices.

You do not want to end up like this man, alone without your spork, not knowlegable in the Way of the Spork, and with no hope of acheiving greatness. But, there is hope!

The Spork Dojo can help you acheive greatness in the Way of the Spork. With rigorous training on a daily basis, you can become a great Spork Master. You too can become l33t.